I'm Glad I Didn't Get An Invite

I just read that the wedding cake for the big royal wedding will be fruitcake. Brandy soaked fruitcake. How gross is that? Who picks fruitcake as their wedding cake? The chosen baker has already started baking because fruitcake needs 4 weeks to "mature." So not only are the guests getting fruitcake, they're getting 4 week old fruitcake.